Singing Telegrams

Female Characters

Special Occasions (other than birthdays)

Male Characters

TELEGRAMS for
SPECIAL OCCASIONS

Basic Gram:
$140 in advance
$165 same day or business day before
  • Beautiful bouquet of 7-9 latex Balloons
    (or other gift appropriate to the occasion)
  • About 7 – 10 minutes long (can be made shorter or longer)
  • Customized song & humor with information you give us

Extra: For an additional $25 we will write, in addition to the usual song, a special five paragraph poem, specifically for the Guest of Honor, and read it and present a typed copy to him or her.

Anniversary:
Tuxedo – A classy telegram, traditional Broadway musical style–always appropriate!
Banana-Gram – Say they’re Top Bananas with this comical serenade, and join them in the Conga Line!
Dancing Gorilla (male or female) – Dressed in a white tux or hot pink tutu, this hairy ape will dance with them! It’s seriously silly! Little or no talking–perfect for noisy places!
Cupid (male or female) – Sentimental and funny, Cupid espouses the wonders, and perils, of love!

Baby Shower:
Big Baby – Baby makes an early appearance with advice and a wish list, for the soon-to-be parents!

Bachelorette or Bridal Shower:
Male Dancing Gorilla – This hairy ape in a white tuxedo will dance with her and monkey around
with her too! It’s seriously silly! Little or no talking–perfect for noisy places!
Risque’ Dancing Gorilla (costs $10 more) – Where the Dancing Gorilla leaves off, this one’s just warming up! Rated PG13, we can’t describe it here. Call us for the outrageous details!
Prince Charming – (see below)
Frog (can become Prince Charming) – He’ll remind her how many frogs she had to kiss till now!
Tuxedo – A classy telegram in the traditional Broadway musical style–always appropriate!

Christmas:
Santa Claus, Mrs. Claus, a cute Elf, or a sexy Santa’s Helper – Bring holiday cheer to a party!

Easter:
Bunny Rabbit – He’ll entertain you, lead an Egg Hunt if you’d like, and wish everyone a Hoppy Easter!

St Patrick’s Day:
Leprechaun – How lucky you’ll be when you meet a Leprechaun, and maybe get a bit o’gold!
Police Officer – Fines for the followin O’Fences: No wearin o’ the green, No excessive drinking, Impersonating a Leprechaun, Drinkin without bein Irish, etc.

16th Birthday:
Police Officer – This “say your Piece” Officer will give him or her a hard time about the new driving skills (or lack thereof), and warn spectators to steer clear of the neighborhood!

Sweet Sixteen:
Prince Charming – (see below)
Super Heroes & Cartoon Characters – She’ll always remember a special visit from her favorite!

Valentine’s Day: (usually $15 – 25 higher)
Cupid (male or female) – Sentimental and funny, Cupid espouses the wonders, and perils, of love!
Prince Charming – (see below)
Tuxedo – A classy telegram, traditional Broadway musical style–always appropriate!
Serenading Violinist – What could be more romantic for your sweetheart during a candlelit dinner? (This costs more than a telegram–please call for a quote.)

Other Characters Available: Agent Powers, Award Statue, Bag Lady, Banana, Big Baby, Cartoon Characters, Chef, Chicken, Cow or Bull, Cowboy or Cowgirl, Cupid, Disco King, Doctor, Elvis, Fan Club/Paparazzi, Firefighter, Frog, Gorillas, Groucho, Keystone Cop, Leprechaun, Marilyn, Mae, Nerd, Nurse, Over the Hill, Police Officer, Prince Charming, Richard Slimmons, Queen of Hearts, Rabbit, Super Heroes, Uncle Sam, Zebra.

Prince Charming
A sweet and romantic serenade any lady would enjoy!
(He brings a red rose instead of balloons.)

Choose any of these variations:
Tuxedo – for a classy, modern look.
Romeo – he also recites Shakespearean poetry.
Don Juan – enters to a tango with a rose in his teeth.

TELEGRAMS –
FEMALE CHARACTERS

Basic Gram:
$140 in advance
$165 same day or business day before
  • Beautiful bouquet of 7-9 latex Balloons
    (or other gift appropriate to the occasion)
  • About 7 – 10 minutes long (can be made shorter or longer)
  • Customized song & humor with information you give us

Extra: For an additional $25 we will write, in addition to the usual song, a special five paragraph poem specifically for the Guest of Honor, and read it and present a typed copy to him or her.

Love-Sick Nerd – Out of his past comes the nerd he thought he’d finally gotten rid of! She’s the original girl of his dream (bad dreams, that is), bringing up all his best forgotten secrets.

Banana-gram – This silly telegram tells him he’s Top Banana! She’ll sing to him, and together they’ll lead everyone in a Conga line! Terrific for Birthdays, and a great way to say Congratulations or Thank You.

Marilyn or Mae ($10- 20 more) – Sexy and sophisticated, she’ll show him how blondes have more fun! Receive a “live” visit from one of these famous blonde bombshells!

Lady Dancing Gorilla – This cute ape in a hot pink tutu will do ballet, dance with him, and monkey around with him! It’s seriously silly! She can talk a little bit, or not at all–perfect for noisy restaurants and clubs.

Risque’ Dancing Gorilla (costs $10 more) – Where the Dancing Gorilla leaves off, this one’s just warming up! Rated PG13, we can’t describe it here. Call us for the outrageous details!

Over the Hill – Whether you would prefer a gentle reminder of his age, or an all-out roast about getting old, he’ll be sure to remember “The Big One” with one of these:
LAPD Officer – She’ll arrest him for Going Over the Hill Too Fast!
Grim Reaper – She comes to claim her victim–his youth, of course!
Mourner – Dressed in black with a veil, she’ll join you in bemoaning the passing of his youth!

Tuxedo – A classy telegram in the traditional Broadway musical style–always appropriate.

Fan Club/Paparazzi – One or more crazed fans or a photographer will hound your Guest of Honor, trying to get his autograph or take his picture, and making him feel like a famous movie star!

Other Characters Available: Award Statue, Bag Lady, Big Baby, Cartoon Characters, Chicken, Cow or Bull, Cowgirl, Cupid, Doctor/Nurse, Frog, Groucho, Keystone Cop, Leprechaun, Rabbit, Uncle Sam, Zebra.

 

DANCING TELEGRAMS

Short Show: Costs $25 more than a singing telegram and runs 10-12 minutes
Long Show: Costs $45 more than a singing telegram and runs 15-20 minutes (or longer)
* Greeting Card with Guest of Honor’s name, Occasion,your name if you wish
* Guest of Honor is showered with special attention and invited to dance with her
* She leads everyone in “Happy Birthday” (or appropriate song)

Hula Dancer – Right out of a tropical paradise, she brings a taste of the islands to your event! This fun show is appropriate for all audiences. The Guest of Honor is Lei’d and invited, with everyone, to hula with her!

Belly Dancer – Mysterious and exotic, she dances with slow undulation and fast vibrations! These traditional dances are exciting to watch for any audience, and she makes your special someone the Sultan of the Day!

Magic Genie – This one-of-a-kind show combines lovely dancing with award-winning magical
illusions! Call for a quote since this show costs a bit more–it’s worth it!

TELEGRAMS –
MALE CHARACTERS

Basic Gram:
$140 in advance
$165 same day or business day before
  • Beautiful bouquet of 7-9 latex Balloons
    (or other gift appropriate to the occasion)
  • About 7 – 10 minutes long (can be made shorter or longer)
  • Customized song & humor with information you give us

Extra: For an additional $25 we will write, in addition to the usual song, a special five paragraph poem specifically for the Guest of Honor, and read it and present a typed copy to him or her.

Tuxedo – A classy telegram in the traditional Broadway musical style–always appropriate!

Prince Charming – A sweet and romantic serenade any lady would enjoy! (He brings a red rose instead of balloons.) Choose any of these variations:
Tuxedo – for a classy, modern look.
Romeo – he also recites Shakespearean poetry.
Don Juan – enters to a tango with a rose in his teeth.

Love-sick Nerd – An ex-boyfriend out of her worst dreams, he’s sure to make a spectacle wherever he goes! He’ll croon to her sweetly and annoyingly, on the off-chance he can win back her heart!
Male Dancing Gorilla – This hairy ape in a white tuxedo will dance with her, woo her, and monkey around with her! It’s seriously silly! He can talk a little bit, or not at all–perfect for noisy restaurants and clubs.

Risque’ Dancing Gorilla (costs $10 more) – Where the Dancing Gorilla leaves off, this one’s just warming up! Rated PG13, we can’t describe it here. Call us for the outrageous details!

Over the Hill – Whether you prefer a gentle reminder of her age, or an all-out roast about getting old, she’ll be sure to remember “The Big One” with one of these:
LAPD Officer – He’ll arrest her for Going Over the Hill Too Fast!
Grim Reaper – He comes to claim his victim–her youth, of course!
Dr. Zany – A silly exam to check short-term memory, eyesight, reflexes, and short-term memory! (limited availability, $15 extra, )

Fan Club/Paparazzi – One or more crazed fans or a photographer will hound your Guest of Honor, trying to get her autograph or take her picture, and making her feel like a famous movie star!

Other Characters Available: Award Statue, Bag Lady, Big Baby, Cartoon Characters, Chef, Chicken, Cow or Bull, Cowboy, Cupid, Doctor, Firefighter, Frog, Groucho, Keystone Cop, Leprechaun, Nurse, Rabbit, Super Heroes, Uncle Sam, Zebra.

SUPER STAR TELEGRAMS – $20 extra
Elvis – When only The King will do, make sure she won’t feel LONESOME TONIGHT!
In honor of your special occasion, this famous idol will come out of seclusion and get everyone ALL SHOOK UP!

Agent Powers – Dripping with Mojo, this shagadelic super spy is as cool as a crumpet! He’ll gladly offer pointers to any hipster who wants to be him, and luvs to interview any Baby who would be his co-star!

Richard Slimmons – At 240 lbs, this King of Slim is larger than life, and he’ll get them off their buns and moving! Sweat with him into the Oldies, and you’ll laugh so hard, you might actually lose a pound or two!